Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.

!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.

by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)

"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."

by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007

Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable February 12, 2012

French Toast Crunch

The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.

Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see

by Eric42011 October 8, 2012

Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore

Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.

by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017