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toilet terrorist

Someone who takes a dump and totally tears up the toilet! This person usually shows no mercy and will not care what civilians are nearby.
"What's that smell? Aww, dude, you're a toilet terrorist!"
by FemmeFatale July 1, 2005
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Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006
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toilet paper

Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?
by snorgle October 19, 2003
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Toilet Paper

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020
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Toilet brushing

Toilet brushing.

"Hey Dan I toilet brushed your GF last night"

'That's ok, I toilet brushed her the night before'
by lostlast January 2, 2012
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Toilet hopping

Walking into someone's house, dorm room or hotel room and leaving a fresh turd.
Rooney: "yo fuck these guys, I'm guna go toilet hopping in bolts room"

40 minutes later.........

Bolt: "yo.....who the fuck left the turd, that's nasty yo"
by Boltyboy September 28, 2012
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Tilted Towers

A area of the map on fortnite that is a cross between the bakarah market in Somali and the gold storage room of fort knox
I died in hell' they called it tilted towers
by Pithegeon May 13, 2018
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