I Jimined today

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

National invite your girlfriend over today day

Today invite your girlfriend to house

National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!

by Emily brewer January 12, 2021

the second worst thing happening for you today

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.

So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2

by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023

steel toed boot

When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.

Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 7, 2006

Today

Today is the greatest day I've ever known. Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much too wrong. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out.

Today, I love you.

by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

Hi, how are you today

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well

Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

by JéŝùśCĥŕïŝt April 15, 2021