turd towel

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.

With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Ava Townsend

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.

Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.

by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019

Pete Townshend

The greatest mind Rock has ever seen.

Listen to the album 'Quadrophenia' and try to dispute that definition.

by Steve December 12, 2003

Huddersfield Town

A small club from Kirklees surrounded by larger, more successful clubs like Bradford, Leeds and Halifax. Thought they were the dogs bollox (pun not intended) when they spent two years being whipping boys in the Premier League. Unfortunately, most of the glory boys have buggered off and now all you hear is singing about the afore mentioned bigger clubs in their sparsely populated ground and they watch the out of towners kick the bag of wind into their goal several times a game.

"Fookin ell Huddersfield Town really are shit aren't they? Time to start singing about the Bratfud bottlers and L666ds imploding again, OOOOERRR to be a Terrier!"
"Nah Relax mate, let's just go find some cocker spaniel porn and rub one out."

by SpursRShit June 26, 2023

chi town

slang name for Chicago

Let's roll into chi town

by AC December 9, 2003

Paint The Town

(verb) To appear at a number of different parties or venues during a given a night. To travel from party to party throughout a neighborhood or city.

First I'm going to start drinking at Kristy's place. Then I'm going to head to the house party on Wilford. I think I'll probably end up at Mike's party too. I'm going to paint the town!

by B-Legit159 December 15, 2008

Mil-town

The ghettolicious 'hoods of milwaukee .

Glenn "Big Dog" Robinson went from G.I. 2 da Mil-town 2 Hotlanta 2 Philly.

by Nelly of Greendale March 6, 2004