Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019
Get the total dadmug. by julielollll August 29, 2018
Get the total awkmug. Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.
Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.
Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
by Whopsie April 13, 2011
Get the Totally Mcgoatalymug. Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
Get the two-totalermug. by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018
Get the Total weeaboomug. by stu is big April 13, 2005
Get the total vaginamug. It is nice.
by Carl Spackle December 18, 2012
Get the Total Consciousnessmug.