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Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."
by US-IL February 17, 2025
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Israeled

When someone (group) reclaims there home and/or property (this can include native languages), and revitalizes it. This occurs in spite of tremendous violence and/or targeting of the person (people).
The natives finally israeled their land.
by Shaylene January 8, 2024
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Israel

The best at everything he does the biggest egoistic person in the galaxy
Israel
by anonymous November 19, 2023
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Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024
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Israel McCorkle

A Creative Fashion Designer, Author, and Future actor, known for Inventing new styles in the Fashion Industry.
The Founder of The Fashion Brand "McCorklen" is Israel McCorkle.
by kally O March 21, 2025
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Israeling

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Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.

Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.

It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)

Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
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Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.
Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.
by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
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