dank-tirement

Retirement from dank.

“Dude, can’t wait to come out of dank-tirement this weekend”

by 420blaZeitIlluminatiConfirmed April 14, 2019

Sleepy tired Mad

Me rn

I Sleepy Tired Mad

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Dick tire

The process if putting a air pump into the tip of a penis and then filling it up with air

My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a dick tire last night

by Golfwane August 15, 2020

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022

mayan tire

sounds like “my entire”

can be used for suggestive jokes

what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth

by harryy bell saek March 12, 2023

flat tire-dness

A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.

Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.

by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023

Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015