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thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation
look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "
by the BEAST July 6, 2004
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Thank you. That's very Black of you.

A silly, light hearted compliment used in jest. Easily substitute other colours as appropriate for the situation.

Best used with people with a sense of humour as opposed to those who take everything seriously.
You walk in to a mainstream restaurant. The waiter tells you the special for the day is chicken and waffles.
You say with a smile, "Thank you. That's very Black of you."

Your boss gives you a raise, ditto.
You get a birthday card with money in it, ditto.
Your sibling offers to finish your chores, ditto.
Etc.
by CWild February 18, 2014
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Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman, cry and say thank you to ruin your chances with her forever.
"It was good until he did the wet thank you and we went back to being just cousins."
by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019
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Meet her thank you sir

When a man is approached by a woman and has sex with her quickly after. The male equivalent of wham bam thankyou ma'am.
A woman asked me out and bought me a hot and ready pizza. She thoughtbI was supposed to give her some because she bought a $5 meal and rubbed my leg. She thought I was a Meet her thank you sir.
by Bigrick9 April 26, 2020
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thank you

the down home version of 'exactly' or a secular hallelujah in praise of what someone has said
You know she comes in here every time with that attitude, like she was going with the man or something. Thank you!
by sawmill July 23, 2004
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The worst thing you can call someone

If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)
You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)

Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)
by friend of bob June 11, 2006
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that thing you do with your mom

sex, intercourse or other sexual things
I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.
by hitmanjones21 May 20, 2008
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