by Queentea13 March 13, 2019

the noise/action of an erect penis bouncing from an eager male's boxer shorts onto his stomach when he's about to be given a hand/blow job
by boingslap July 12, 2011

by jimenarayloveskush September 28, 2019

by ConLandfartface December 17, 2008

by CatsmasherTim August 5, 2018

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011

“Bro have you seen wizards of waverly place”
“That shows for kids dude”
“Yeah but it kinda slaps though”
“True”
“That shows for kids dude”
“Yeah but it kinda slaps though”
“True”
by Djheguy. January 21, 2020
