fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

Pooh baby

Someone that can’t handle smoking da za(weed).

🥷🏾:You a pooh baby
🤦🏾 ♀️:wym?
🥷🏾:you can’t handle tht weed

by Whodunit.lol February 11, 2023

Whinny the Pooh

A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.

Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

pooh

you ugly as a bitch 😂
you chopped asfc

you ugly asf shawt can’t lie

yo pooh ass not talkin bout me hoe😂

by trillestnycbitch October 3, 2023

pooh-faced

As opposed to po-faced (Urban Dictionary & British dictionaries), pooh-faced is a happy, Happy, HAPPY visage inspired by large intakes of honey, or beer, or wine, or legal dispensary goods that leaves one’s face in a constant grin that causes to observers to smile, even if against their will.

Puck, blazing his ever present pooh-faced for all to see, seemed to dare me not to crack a laugh at the absurdity of each morning’s arrival.

by Darko Vader February 14, 2023

Winie the Pooh

The Commie leader of China. He is a terrible dictator.

Winie the Pooh: Ching chong ching ching ching chang chong.

Translation: Communism is the best form of government and shall reign the world supreme.

by Kotarojujo069 July 27, 2022

Poohing

Simply doing what Winnie-the-Pooh does. Originated in The House at Pooh Corner by A.A. Milne.

And a Pooh is simply poohing in the sun.

by Winnie-THER-Pooh June 28, 2022