2 extra eyes holder

A wayy cooler term for glasses case.

Friend: Can I see your glasses

Me: Sure but make sure to put it back in my 2 extra eyes holder after

by Maraaaaaa February 15, 2021

Pringles Holder

(noun) A round, tube shaped hole found in treadmills and cars designed to hold Pringles. Often mistaken as a cup holder.

“I just saw some dude put his water bottle in the Pringles holder LMAO.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

CDL Holder

One who has a commercial driver's license, but lacks the proper skills to drive their commercial vehicle or drives around carelessly and has many safety incidents/violations under their belt. Often have zero regard for other motorists, pedestrians, and stationary objects. Can't read traffic signs and clearance signs. Terrible at backing and docking even with 10 miles of space. They skip their pre-trip inspection and have no idea how their vehicle works or operates. They are commercial "drivers" in name only, probably got their license from a cereal box. Somewhat synonymous to steering wheel holders or flip-flop truckers

Frank already damaged three trailers driving into tree branches and awnings. What a CDL holder 🙄 Somehow he's still working here

by HockeyBinge July 23, 2025

Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period

I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.

by Boni Jo August 23, 2025

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

Candle holder

something that holds a candle

me: i need a candle holder, Victoria come hold this candle for me
Victoria: okay *holds candle*

by ifuckkids97 November 9, 2025