karen factory

A “customer service” department that systematically provides nothing but hours of aggravation for their customers who start off being perfectly polite people then get blamed and referred to as being a “karen” for finally losing their shit.

You can get paid for treating customers like shit if you get hired in the Apple karen factory.

by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? September 2, 2022

Chowder Factory

An organization or place whose population consists of a large percentage of females with substandard personal hygiene.

Glad I don't live downwind of that sorority, it's a freakin' chowder factory!

by TheLivingGoober August 21, 2016

whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created

When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!

by Oxygen Farmer August 5, 2016

heinz factory

A woman who can provide or create 57 varieties of sex.... at least! Or belonging to the Temple of Artemis.

That hydrogen cookie comes from the Heinz factory

by The Phantom Cheeser. April 25, 2021

factory fever

Distorted feelings and attraction toward co-workers, whom you would normally not be attracted to; Usually due to long hours at work and limited contact with other human beings

"I've totally developed somewhat of a crush for my manager... he is not attractive at all. Factory fever is at work again"

by kagforever September 26, 2010

Baby Factory

A woman's uterus/womb

I've just been informed that your baby factory is out of materials. I can provide some more.

by TommyTazadeh April 3, 2023

Pillow Factory

In union organizing, a company or workplace which is almost or certainly impossible to unionize.

"Wal Mart is a total pillow factory"

by Z E Crispin April 24, 2010