bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day

Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019

Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.

"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."

by Widowmater. October 21, 2017

Richard Morris

When somebody is referred to as a Richard Morris, it means that they rarely bathe, they often try to be seen as a nonchalant-loner type person, and they try to appeal to women and be seen as a chill guy, when in reality they are hella rapey.

“Ayo Brendan shut the fuck up you’re being a fucking Richard Morris.”

by Doodoo poopy boy December 31, 2024

Callum morris

Callum morris is a nice and fit guy. Opinions do change when asking different people though.

"Callum morris is fit and so nice" -Ben the fatty

"Callum morris is not nice. HE TOUCHED ME WITHOUT CONSENT" - Louisa

by Kyle(cheesyturd1611) July 11, 2022

anthony morris

He a sexy nigga wit a big dick

Yo anthony morris really sexy wit a big dick

by Nig boy 687 November 20, 2023

Evie Morris

Evie Morris is a nice person ( definitely ) she has loads of friends not like me has brown nice hair not jealous lolol she likes to argue a lot for no reason and is addicted to Grayson Dolan

Hey who is that girl?
It’s Grayson dolans girlfriend Evie Morris

by Theants October 18, 2019

Morris-Davies Syndrome

A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.

"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.

by Mark Harvard July 1, 2012