Melvin

An insult that can be used as a replacement for any other insult.

You are such a Melvin!

by existiert September 25, 2023

Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Dirty Melvin

The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina

Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?

by melvinator November 24, 2021

Melvin

A clean, funny person most times ghetto but a little classy, cool, definitely can fight, a bitch, smart, mid money not rich but not broke, has lots of love.

“Have you ever heard of Melvin” ye the ghetto smart student

HOSTILE🩵

by THE BIG MF M November 21, 2023

The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!

Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.

by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025

Melvin

Most adorable and very understanding person, but sometimes cannot control his anger. He is family oriented and amazing person at heart.

Wow! You are lucky, you have Melvin.

by xdxng November 23, 2021