Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"

by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021

melvin

this guy is an legend,all hot girls fall for him no eeshaan can fuck him.

look its the hot boy melvin

by ganduboard November 23, 2021

melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions

"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."

by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021

melvin

a person who is a total nerd during the years 1998-2002

these guys are such Melvins

by @mrkulci August 24, 2018

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 1, 2010

Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.

“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”

by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021

Melvin

Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.

1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin

by YungHandlejuice May 11, 2019