The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang

A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.

Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage

I want to murder my family, I'm terrible

by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020

terrible

Noun: A physically undesirable woman. She usually emerges from her place of dwelling (usually a cave) to attend parties in the hopes that they will hook up with a guy too drunk to realize how terrible she is. Terribles are usually are a breed of nuthugger, who will latch onto one intoxicated man in particular and will strike without warning.

Calling someone a terrible is funny because it uses an adjective as a noun.

GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE!!

by N.O. Treal December 28, 2005

Terrid

An adjective to describe something worse than terrible and horrid.

That woman's face is awfully terrid.

by BKDizz September 22, 2006

Terrible Tuesday

The 1979 Red River Valley tornado outbreak was a tornado event that occurred on April 10, 1979 near the Red River Valley. It's most noted for the F4 tornado that hit Wichita Falls, Texas and is commonly referred to as "Terrible Tuesday" by many meteorologists. There were five satellite tornadoes spinning around the parent tornado.

If the winds don't die down soon, we're gonna have us another Terrible Tuesday!

by cam408962 April 14, 2009

yorkshire terrier

Edit- A yorkshire terrier is a breed of small, obnoxious, ridiculously loud for its size dog that was bred in Yorkshire, England, for hunting rats. They bred these small irritating dogs because the King did not want the citizens to have dogs large enough to hunt the royal deer. So the yorkie was born, a little dog that is unrivaled in being sickeningly cute, to the point where you want to cave its little face in with a blunt instrument.

Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.

If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.

*Yorkie owner* "Oh, Mr. Phoenix, my dog is such a cutie. See, she just gave your foot a love bite! Oh, and another! Look at the little darling, she's playing 'tug of war' with your foot! I- oh my, Mr. Phoenix, I'm sorry, we don't allow guns in this home, I OH MY GOD, you put my dog down now, don't you hold it by its neck like that, where are you going with my dog-" **BLAM**
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 25, 2004

Terribating

A terrible masterbation experience in which one is walked in on, the porn freezes, or one experiences the inability to get off.

How's beating it?
It's terrible
Well quit terribating and get your ass out here.

by Brian and DJ February 28, 2010