Telesexual

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

by Fraknor April 12, 2008

telegraph

to signal one's actions or intentions, especially unintentionally

This is one guy who never telegraphs his moves.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2011

telenoth

A word used to describe a really cool, talented, or handsome guy. A jack of all trades.

Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.

by Kitten December 19, 2004

Televizle

Television

I am wathing my televisle.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

teletubby-esque

The act of being very innocent, very ditzy, and very dumb

Sara is the epitome of being teletubby-esque.

by tomato panda May 29, 2008

teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

Telebitch

A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.

Make tp at baal you telebitch!

by SCM4Real April 22, 2009