tedster

A word for universal terrorists and sex offenders with high-powered technology, groups that are "tedsters" usually kill "very important" people in the world.

Citizen of Whateverthefucktown: Those fucking tedsters keep making loud ass jetpack noises and explosions literally like 100 meters from where I live!

by ManmasterGuy January 8, 2021

Teed

A small kitten's vagina.

I'd love to put my scrote all over some gnarly teed.

by Nay Nay September 18, 2006

Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.

Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.

by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

Teeshwah

A white girl with a black girl's name and booty.

Look at that Teeshwah over there; she smashed the homie!

by TieshaAnn February 4, 2010

Teedles

when you stick your tits in someones ass and achieve dingleberries on your niphairs

woops! your ass left me with a couple teedles.

by Chape March 30, 2010

Tweeds

Posts, comments, news, and advice having to do with Marijuana, on Social media, such as Twitter.

If you want to learn about the Marijuana movement there are many very informative Tweeds posted on Twitter daily.

by DEL415 June 6, 2015