Lack of Talent Show

An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.

Dad: Thank God it's over.
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 19, 2009

Trent

Absolute sex god.

I want to have sex with Trent!

by MemeTruth November 2, 2016

I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

billy talent

The best band of all time.. honestly gurls listin to this music...his voice just does soemthign to you!!

aka...he amkes you Hot!

by Tia January 13, 2004

Trent Lott

a perfect example of a racist Republican

Trent Lott DID say the statement that he wished that Strom Thurmond should had been the president of the United States.

by Bravely Folk December 13, 2003

talent

word to describe a females level of cutness/sex appeal/attractiveness
also used to identify a girl that is appealing to lok at

now that girl has some talent

by tweek December 19, 1999

tarantula head

1. When a person with a hairstyle such as dreadlocks or braids runs or jumps and all their hair flies all over the place taking the appearance of a tarantula spider. It's really cool-looking.
2. It can also be used as a nickname for someone in which this applies. Someone with dreads, braids, etc.

1."Nesta, you have such a tarantula head!"

2. Tarantula Head is my idol.

by monsieur mongorious November 21, 2006