When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”
CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”
DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”
DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
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