post-work traffic-jam slap 

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

post-work traffic-jam slap by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

cross town traffic 

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

cross town traffic by ian September 26, 2007

flash traffic

Flash Traffic, traffic that appears as suddenly as a flash flood may.

Guy 1: Where'd all this traffic come from? It was clear a minute ago.
Guy 2: That's flash traffic for you, completely unpredictable.

flash traffic by Logarhythm October 8, 2008

The Traffic Jam 

The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...

"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"

or

"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"

The Traffic Jam by ranfky March 3, 2010

Slovakian traffic cone 

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A Slovakian traffic cone

Slovakian traffic cone by Mmkks November 4, 2022

Happy Traffic CD 

A particular compilation CD (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.

Happy Traffic CD Track List:

1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson

Happy Traffic CD by X (of XO) October 27, 2008

Air Traffic Controller 

similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.

"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."

Air Traffic Controller by RG69 January 10, 2013