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Tottenham Hotspurs

One of the most hated clubs in the Premiership. Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham all hate Spurs (going back to Spurs' large Jewish fanbase) though really it is out of jealousy. Spurs have the best fans in the prem (all this bullshit about toon and sunderland is shite, they all leave when the going gets tough)

to summarise tottenham are amazing, although the results and performances of the team are unpredictable but after all when else can you see amazing players such as richardo rocha and ben alwick??
tottenham hotspurs 5 - 1 arsenal

arsenal fan: yeah its carling cup we didnt play our best team

me: so your best team doesnt include fabregas, adebayor, Van Persie or gallas(before he went mental)
by jermaine jenas July 2, 2009
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totties

A pair of rather large breasts, usually very appealing to the eyes.
Woah! Look at the totties over there on Lisa!
by jdizelfoshizzel June 30, 2006
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Thotties

Girls who fall for fuckbois, stuff there bras and wear two bras at once, think they the shit, look like fucking seals and sloths and caterpillar eyebrows, have two friends, hang out with other Thotties, always pull up there pants but really they getting a camel toe, has no boobs or ass, are fucking ugly, stupid as fuck too.
Did you see Mia and Sarah today?

Yeah they are Fucking Thotties.
by Yuhyuh January 31, 2015
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Thottery

Noun- a group, place, or website in which you can find all manner of thirsty men or women. A lottery of thots.
Yeah girl, I went on tinder, that site is a fucking thottery. There were like seventeen dudes within five minutes sending me messages about if I wanted to fuck on the down low. It was gross.
by Mark D. Interest March 10, 2015
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totty pocket

While it may at first sound obscene, a totty pocket is actually a perfectly innocent term. It refers to a large, rectangular pocket on the front or side of a pair of pants, such as cargo pants. A totty pocket is often closed by button or zipper.

The word originated as a reference to Napoleon Dynamite from the scene where Napoleon stuffs a handful of tater tots into his pocket.
Dude, I think your keys just fell out of your totty pocket.
by Lydy May 13, 2005
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Totties

Beer and girls and what not. And hey, feel free to replace any word with totties as long as that thing is fucking sweet. You have the power...use it wisely.
Let's pound some totties (Beers) this weekend.
Hey what are you doin? Oh just poundin totties of course.

Wow look at that totty (girl), she's a dime.
by A-Lic June 18, 2008
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totty-pop

Genre of pop music performed by good looking young ladies, (totty) often of Scandawegian origin
Lene Marlin and Elin Ruth are top-class totty-pop!
by JeanDePierre January 6, 2008
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