Theseus

A person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.

guy: Did you see him fail at trolling?
girl: yea he must be a theseus.

by sonu89 May 9, 2011

one of these days

You have one more chance and then it happens.

Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.

by Cant_even January 18, 2018

behind these hazel eyes

a song by American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson. Known for its Avril Lavigne-meets-Papa Roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. Dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it's meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think Kelly shouldn't be saying because she's a teen pop singer (I was one of the latter).

To the person who dissed "Behind These Hazel Eyes" in the Kelly Clarkson definition, you forgot to add some of these lyrics to diss. "Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me" and "No, I don't cry on the outside ANYMORE!" were just as meaningless as the other lyrics you posted there. Besides, the latter lyric is really unnecessary. No one cares except for people that know her that she doesn't cry on the outside anymore.

by Karen Stickney December 12, 2008

thesaurusize

To replace words in a sentence, phrase, or song with other words that mean the same thing. Implies poor results, or dumbing down. This is a common practice among hymnal editors of some denominations, who are apparently among the most clueless humans walking the earth.

There used to be an internal rhyme in the bridge, until the publishers thesaurusized it.

by Jay R July 1, 2005

for these

Testicles - most commonly used as an answer to the question "for what?"

person #1: Hi - can you tell me where I can get the tickets?
person #2: Tickets for what?
person #1: FOR THESE!!! (said as person points to their groin and then runs away quickly)

by moogmatt November 11, 2003

these words kill

death metal hardcore band from the stockton 209 area that is the new sex, and their music can tear the flesh off of ones face. brutally. *pinch harmonic*

TWK fan: dude lets go to a These Words Kill show on saturday!
noob: ok alright as soon as im done listening to my new green day album...

*goes to show on saturday*

TWK fan: MAN, THAT SHOW WAS THE SHIZZNITZ!!
noob: IT TORE MY FACE OFF!
TWK fan: these guys fucking own!

by the ibanez of death September 20, 2008

Thesauresize

the·sau·ru·size

Verb
To compose a dissertation, including a vast amount of extravagant wording to give the work the illusion of high intelligence.

This definition is a theasauresization.

I'm surprised I only recieved an A- on my paper, considering I thesauresized the whole thing.

by Brandon TM January 6, 2008