Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
Get the Theomug. by ankle11 February 22, 2022
Get the madeleine and theomug. Theos, who's namesake comes from the greek meaning god, are amazing guys. Although a little sensitive at times, they are god-like creatures. Especially asian Theos are very heartfelt, sweet, caring, loving and also a little insecure guys. Theo's have a kind a way to smuggle themselves into your life and make you fall in love with them, although you don't mean too.
Theo's are really good to have around: you can talk about everything and anything. They always have an open ear for you and are always there for you, so you can really count on them. Apart from the few fights you'll have with them, you'll always have a great time. Although very awkward, especially when you meet them for the first time, after a little warming up, they are very open and cute and good. But these aren't the only things Theos are and can do (; (if you know what I'm saying (;;; )
You have to care for your Theo with a lot of love and patience. They just really are weird but god-like creatures in many ways ^-^
Theo's are really good to have around: you can talk about everything and anything. They always have an open ear for you and are always there for you, so you can really count on them. Apart from the few fights you'll have with them, you'll always have a great time. Although very awkward, especially when you meet them for the first time, after a little warming up, they are very open and cute and good. But these aren't the only things Theos are and can do (; (if you know what I'm saying (;;; )
You have to care for your Theo with a lot of love and patience. They just really are weird but god-like creatures in many ways ^-^
Girl 1: I just met this really awkward but cute guy!
Girl 2: You better watch out! It's a Theo.. you'll find yourself theod in no time!
Girl 2: You better watch out! It's a Theo.. you'll find yourself theod in no time!
by ninum 96669 December 24, 2016
Get the Theomug. Theo is a person with more leg then upper body, A shit australian accent, and gives a 1 million mile stare. A Theo also has emo hair, and only has baggy clothes.
by SUUUUUUIIIIIIIII November 23, 2022
Get the Theomug. by ARB_Official May 25, 2022
Get the Theo Grovemug. Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024
Get the Theomug. by AndAndAndAndAndAndAndAndAnd November 24, 2021
Get the Theomug.