Status Whore

a person who periodically changes his/her status on myspace/facebook/aim, about every hour. After a while, it gets annoying.

That shane kid is such a status whore. he changes his status seven times in the past hour.

by swhittle April 25, 2009

Status Killer

A random who always finds a way to ruin a perfectly good facebook status through irrelevant comments.

Drew: Look at my sweet status! It took me like an hour to think of it!
Chad: Wow you're gay... too bad that kid ruined it, who the hell is that by the way?
Drew: God damnit thats Greg, he's a notorious status killer.

by booOOOOOOOOGGGIT!! August 23, 2010

rapper status

To be a baller. Having chains and money out the ass. Reppin your hood, going hard, and making paper. Any type of hustle can bring you to rapper status.

That dude is straight rapper status.

by KnifeS757 May 3, 2009

dog status

The status one achieves when they have had sexual intercourse

Barry: Yo Tom, how was that party last night? You got dog status?
Tom: aww yeeeeaa

by suave45 May 14, 2012

facebook status

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.

Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

Cody Status

The point of popularity where a person knows all people around, and or nearby, in the vicinity, or within a three hundred mile radius. The extent of this popularity reaches out to people, things, and animals of cities and states around america, and countries around the world; To know everyone.

"Hey gurl, lemme get ya number so i can up my cody status."
"Slap!"

"Dude I know every person in this stadium. I can't find one unfamiliar face."
"Your on serious Cody Status bruh."

"I got like 25 numbers at that party tonight!"
"Aww, I see you tryna up ya Cody Status."
"Hell yeah!"

by blu penguin January 21, 2011

Status tryhard

A fag/slut that posts quotes or other pre-thought up Facebook or Twitter statuses every 10 minutes - 1 hour in an attempt to get alot of feedback, and then literally brags to people about how much likes and comments or retweets he/she got.

Dude, I got 5 likes all from girls on a Dr. Seuss quote I copied and pasted on my Facebook status. I'm getting so popular dude all the bitches want me because my Facebook statuses are slick. I'm about to tell my mom about how all these girls blow up my statuses and I'm the fuckin man now. Then I'm gonna post another life quote and drive all the bitches wild for me

.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.

(Based on true events)

by Mista Deeeez August 19, 2011