Asian Jew

Something that does not exist.

Child: Look! A asian jew!
Doctor: Your son is completly retarded.

by NiggaHoodie December 27, 2019

Crypto Jew

1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending

Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.

by T.Hunter February 21, 2022

Booth Jew

A person who sits alone in a booth, monopolizing that booth and keeping larger groups from using it.

That fat, ugly girl over there is such a booth jew because she damn-well knows noone is going to want to sit with her. There goes four perfectly good seats.

by TST-3M January 14, 2010

Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009

Mountain Jew

a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.

after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

by porprock May 16, 2007

Jew fro

a jewish man (or woman) that has very curly hair, resembeling an afro. widely known from being mentioned on the popular tv show "The OC".

Summer: My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew fro benefits from this climate.

by JHP<3 October 8, 2005

jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005