food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

Food Bully

Someone who actively tries to alter the recipe to the food you are cooking.

My wife would 'food bully' me into putting paprika on my eggs.

by Vinnz0 October 24, 2015

cop food

a round cake with a hole in tha middle. see donut

lets go to dunkin donuts and get some cop food

by S.F.5096390646 June 11, 2006

food swings

When someone's mood changes in direct relation with being hungry.

Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.

by princesschristy86 June 7, 2010

stoner food

1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.

2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.

Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:

Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...

Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...

Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!

Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...

by Jdog1 October 27, 2008

comfort food

(n) Defined as food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it, these tend to be favorite foods of childhood, or linked to a person, place or time with which the food has a positive association.

Grandma always made the best mashed potatoes and gravy, they've become a comfort food for me.

by Lord Butterknife September 26, 2005

Whole Foods

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.

Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"

Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."

by JohnE123454 September 5, 2010