taowei

Friend or someone who always has your back

Me: Eh safiq u my taowei anot?
Safiq: of course ah bro

by Taoweidemon February 19, 2024

taog

Opposite of the GOAT (Greatest Of All time)
Toag = The always obnoxious guy

"Lebron ain't the goat he a toag." Jimmy Says
"SYBAU." Jumago says
taog, the opposite of the goat

by MJ The goat 42 April 30, 2024

Taonga

Taonga is God's greatest son. Greater even than that middle eastern fraud. He is God's gift to mankind. Worship and cherish Taonga. If you ever meet him in person buy him a pint because he deserves it for gracing you with his presence. Taonga was sent on earth to redeem the great nation of Zimbabwe. Taonga is the saviour.

Guy 1: Yo bro I just made $16000 from my 0.01 lot trade, how is that possible?
Guy 2: Oh it's because we are in the divine presence of Taonga so obviously things will go our way
Guy1: Oh really? I should buy my Saviour a pint of black label to thank him for his service.
Guy2: As you should

by Tit_licker February 8, 2025

hu_tao02

Anybody who likes Hu Tao is superior and the best.

hu_tao02 is the best person ever

by anonymous July 31, 2021

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

Time-Area of Effect (TAoE)

noun

When an event messes with your energy or mood before and after it actually happens.
Inspired by video game “area of effect” attacks, except this one hits across time instead of space.

Example:
If I have to go to work on Tuesday, I’m already tired on Monday and still exhausted on Wednesday.
That’s the time-area of effect (TAoE) of my job.

Usage:
“Bro, that meeting has such a huge TAoE, I can’t enjoy my weekend.”
“Vacations have a positive TAoE. The good vibes start before you even leave.”

by Aloumvrios October 14, 2025