A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
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Damn, do they gender surf or what?.....going all male in the patriarchal boardroom one day at their job, all non-binary at the acai bar among the hipster crowd a week later, and totally female when they go to the opera with the wives of corporate donors a few days later.
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It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.
Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
by BigbyD April 28, 2023
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I was playing CS:GO 'Surf' and talking about the YouTuber 'Flying Uwe'
so while talking i said by accident 'Flying Surf' instead of 'Flying Uwe'
A: Did you saw the new Ryan Reynolds movie ?
B: The one with the Red Suit ?
A: Yeah, Red Reynolds was amazing.
B: Red Reynolds ?
I was playing CS:GO 'Surf' and talking about the YouTuber 'Flying Uwe'
so while talking i said by accident 'Flying Surf' instead of 'Flying Uwe'
A: Did you saw the new Ryan Reynolds movie ?
B: The one with the Red Suit ?
A: Yeah, Red Reynolds was amazing.
B: Red Reynolds ?
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