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Scrumpled

Nigga got scrumpled.
by hi August 4, 2003
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Scrumpa-Lumpalis

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
by Kenney January 11, 2005
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Scrumpet

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.
Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.
by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009
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Strumpf

A butch lesbian,

derived from the Strumpf typeface in which its letters and numbers resemble various organs of the body or jewelry like bullrings when used alone or with other strumpf letters, symbols or numbers.

Strumpf is easily identified by being chunky, and using a lot of circular or eliptical shapes.
Look at that over there, she looks like a strumpf.

I reckon that girl over there is a strumpf.

She looks like a strumpf bitch
by franco dafont August 11, 2010
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scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
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Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.
Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.
by wardswords December 12, 2016
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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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