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A butch lesbian,

derived from the Strumpf typeface in which its letters and numbers resemble various organs of the body or jewelry like bullrings when used alone or with other strumpf letters, symbols or numbers.

Strumpf is easily identified by being chunky, and using a lot of circular or eliptical shapes.
Look at that over there, she looks like a strumpf.

I reckon that girl over there is a strumpf.

She looks like a strumpf bitch
by franco dafont August 8, 2010
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Dutch slang for defective.

used vocally as an expression of outrage against a product that has been poorly manufactured to such a degree that it is unrepairable.

also: fucked up.
What did you do? that thing is zuiderdam

wait... stop the press!!! this whole thing is zuiderdam
by franco dafont September 5, 2010
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