A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".
Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?
Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...
Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....
Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?
..please......
pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?
Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...
Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....
Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?
..please......
pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?
by cL4yMore October 17, 2008
Get the Stroke Materialmug. Slang for an erotic magazine, frequently a well-distributed glossy monthly, generally featuring soft-core pornography in the form of nude pictorials ("photo spreads") and short fiction.
The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.
The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.
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"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."
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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"
"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."
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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"
by al-in-chgo February 22, 2010
Get the Stroke Bookmug. Shaun: How much is that bucket hat?
Schoolboy: $35
Shaun: Damn! Are you for real? I think i just had a money stroke.
Schoolboy: $35
Shaun: Damn! Are you for real? I think i just had a money stroke.
by Sezki March 29, 2014
Get the Money Strokemug. Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.
by R. Ash February 16, 2009
Get the Bret Strokemug. "two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.
1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!
by Mr Curt September 21, 2006
Get the two-strokemug. by Yosuganosora June 9, 2016
Get the Choke strokemug. "oh papi, i sit and, think about, all of the, things that we go trough, and i wonder why i stay, gotta be something in your backstroke"<~~~~~Teedra moses
by kristin Exeter job Corps Academy April 8, 2005
Get the back strokemug.