smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

by Smerv January 27, 2023

Zomb Shelter

(n.) a safe haven for the living in a land of depraved people that have the wrong idea of how to give head

y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter

by pleasedammit August 7, 2015

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018

Mr.skeltal

The God and master of spookyness, pray to him by saying thank Mr.skeltal and drink or eat any possible form of calcium mostly milk. Mr.skeltal is known for aggressively dooting
person 1: Thank Mr.skeltal
Person 2: get the calcium, DOOT

person 1: Thank Mr.skeltal
Person 2: get the calcium, DOOT

by Wildtrumpet2341 August 8, 2021

Steltenkamp

A turd dwelling in the upper deck of your toilet, manifesting and marinating itself for a week or longer

While I was on vacation, my roommate left a Steltenkamp in my throne.

by WHAMMY! July 22, 2011