Stape

Stay put, don't go anywhere

You all need to stape.

by Korma1 March 12, 2015

Stapled

Getting mugged off

Man u got stapled unlucky

by Anonionymous March 31, 2017

Stapuut

A stapler that staples two staples simultaneously.

Oh dang, my stapler is a stapuut

by StrangeWords May 11, 2017

Stapes

A moment of supreme idiocy leaving an extraordinary male stuck in work

Did I leave the car door open and flatten the battery, sorry dave I pulled a right fucking Stapes

by Admittedly amazing June 1, 2017

Staplers

A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.

boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.

by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018

staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"

I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!

by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018