Stadium Antics

The annoying things that happen at a stadium, usually during a baseball game, that are loud and pointless.

Examples of stadium antics include hot dog races, the singing of the national anthem, and the seventh inning stretch.

by pointlessfeces September 5, 2012

Shadician

Freelance journalist, political activist & magician extraordinaire. Although Irish and living in Luxembourg, Shadician can often be found in the UK where he practices his magic by making all the beer vanish. Wears a (sentient) top hat. Often to be found hanging out listening to and playing awesome music in LaLa Land on Turntable dot fm. Fond of nutella and the occasional barrel of joy.

"Hey where has my nutella gone?!" "Dude, Shadician's been in the fridge again!" "How do you know?" "His top hat told me." "Bro I don't trust that hat, I bet it ate the nutella." "Yeh maybe, it's possible."

by Eccentri(; June 15, 2013

standicle

An office cubicle where the employee stands instead of sits.

After 8 hours in a standicle, I feel better than the days of sitting in my cubicle.

by lefreakout February 4, 2015

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016

Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta September 1, 2016

static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.

Tiny Tim is a static character

by Trullman December 15, 2016

static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy

damn that girl over there is looking mad static

by floppy slippers June 23, 2016