squizzard

i large excrement from the bowels sometimes in messy fashion

Rich blew a squizzard in his pants after eating a large bertuccis pizza

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

squidwardvore

an amazing mutual who makes funny content on tiktok

“woah have you heard about that one really cool user squidwardvore?”

by akechistan104 May 19, 2021

squidar

When you're doing it with a guy and his dick goes limp

"Put it back in, {Insert partner here}"
"No, I can't, I'm squidar"

"O.M.G.!!! I did it with {Insert partner here} Last night and he went squidar 3 times!"

by ChadTheBiker June 22, 2016

Squidturdeous

Gay

Yup that’s Squidturdeous. He’s so gay.

by Supadoo November 14, 2021

Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 18, 2020

Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020

squizzard

something you lay in your pants

i layed a squizzard in my pants

by Anonymous March 14, 2003