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Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006
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slump buster

a slutty girl that baseball players have sex with in order to break a slump.
I went 3 for 3 today thanks to that slump buster last night.
by Johnn b February 17, 2008
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shumpit

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?
by Nick T December 20, 2004
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slumpopotamus

An overweight person, who has a slow, hunched, shuffled walk, with a dazed expression on their face. Often slumping around as if looking for their next meal.
"Hey did you see that slumpopotamus, roaming down the hallway?"
by StXela October 8, 2009
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Slumpmyballz

1. pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick, example-
Damn, Slump is such a pole smoker!

2. Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis. example-
Slump is a pole smoker from hell.

3. Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs mouth on cock to another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler, ass clown, and Slump.

4. Ass clown



ass clown (ás kloun) n.: one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Slump is a real ASS CLOWN!

5. ass clown

One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer!
Example- Slump is such an ass clown!

6. ass clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time. Example-
Slump calling a gay guy at the tech support hotline is a real ass clown.
Slumpmyballz takes it deep
by aka the punisher November 9, 2010
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Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.
I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.
by HappyJ February 3, 2012
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scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis
During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
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