Butter Sponge

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.

I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.

by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020

ignorant shit sponge

To be ignorant and self absorbed as well as absorbing loads of shit. Making you full of shit.

"You're an ignorant shit sponge."

"Your friend acts like an ignorant shit sponge"

by CheeryCandy May 17, 2017

Clout god sponge

Clout god sponge lives in pineapple with yung tentacles and his mans star.

Clout god sponge dont fucks with bitch niggas like edgerrin

by Bighitsonly May 29, 2018

spongeboomer

someone who thinks only the first 3 seasons of spongebob squarepants are good and everything after the first movie is complete garbage, they think they’re opinions are facts cause they grew up watching it and anything after their prime sucks.

spongeboomer: these new spongebob episodes suck!! why is the animation so fluid?! old spongebob is way better smh

me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)

by theeggcarrier September 8, 2020

sponge nasty

A "sponger" (bodyboarder) who is massively crazy on a bodyboard.

"bro you are sponge nasty!"

by Andrew Timko May 12, 2008

Spongebobist

A believer in the religion of “Spongebob” and our savior “Patrick”. The belief is that spongebob and patrick saved the world.

Hey, you are Christian, but I am a Spongebobist. A believer in spongebob

by Tronesto June 12, 2018

Spongeboy me bob

A term used by Mr. Krabs to call SpongeBob for any tasks involving ketamine and crashing a 1 ton truck into a school to then break in, and steal 15 chinese kids for 1000$.

Krabs: SpongeBoy me bob!

I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!

by 40000c November 12, 2020