Spongebob Squarepants

The ultimate badass.

Spongebob Squarepants IS the funniest cartoon on Nick

by kingofbergers September 7, 2011

Spongebob

An annoying yellow sponge who's laugh makes you want to kill yourself.

"Dude I just watched spongebob"
"I can't take spongebobs laugh"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

Spongebob Squarepants

He live sin a place called BIKINI BOTTOM damn if I can only live in my girlfriends BIKINI BOTTOM. oh yea the show is real funny

"who the fuck made up the name bikini bottom"

by DJ piracy May 13, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.

I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

by Tam Datson May 7, 2003

SpongeBoomer

A SpongeBob “fan” who worships seasons 1-3, and the first movie. While treating everything after like garbage.

“Season 1-3 and the first movie are the best! Season 4-13 suck ass!”
“Ok SpongeBoomer”

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Spongebobed

When a male/female uses their teeth during the act of a blowjob, skinning the penis with the upper and lower teeth.

1: Damn dude, my dick really hurts.
2: What happened?
1: Last night when I got head, the bitch spongebobed my dick

by East_CoastOD April 9, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickelodeon that is about a under sea spong with his friend Patrick Star

Spongebob Squarepants has adult jokes hidden and planted everywhere

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015