Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

Slurm

Energy drink. Like on Futurama that alien slug slime frye got all tweaked out on and addicted to

I chugged a couple cans of slurm and got wound for sound.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023

SPLURTR

The hottest man on earth like literally the definition of cute, hot, sexy, handsome and more. He also happens to look like Shia LeBeouf

Man Splurtr was lookin so Fine Today

by the man cb October 27, 2023

Splurp

Same thing as slonking.

"Hey bro, I'm tired, let's go have a splurp!"

by Splurper January 5, 2024

Splurge

What happens when you knob jolt. (to cum in an erratic way)

I just knob jolted, it made me splurge

by EthanLock January 6, 2024

splurge

splurging is when you jack so hard you cum everywhere

“Oh! I just splurged everywhere! Time to clean it up with some tissues!”

by knivesirl January 15, 2024

Splurje

Cum, Semen, Woman and man cum, orgasm juice, fu ck fluids

I splurjed on you, OH MY GOD IM SPLURJEING.....

by Thizzlam The true religion of February 3, 2024