splootch

when you take a grunt and it hits the ground, the sound made is(SPLOOTCH)

HUHHHGHH...OHHHH...HUHHHGHGH...splootch.....AHHHHHH

by DEEDLEY DEETS May 13, 2003

Splonge

Sponge cake made using splooge

How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?

by Captain BU April 26, 2014

splinter cell

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10

Solid Snake could kick Sam Fisher's ass.

by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

Splother

Pretention, over the top excess (used by the father of playwright and Yorkshireman Alan Bennett, quoted in Bennett's work)

We don't like a lot of splother round here

by rleach December 27, 2011

Slont

Combination of slut, cunt and whore

1.You slont along hanging around boys.

2. It's like saying cunt or whore or slut

by Eze_e_m May 25, 2016

Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

by Splortzilla December 4, 2011