Split my wig

To get a haircut

I'm about to split my wig.

by ToPdOg November 12, 2003

Split Personality

A person who is psycho eg. Catrina from Ballarat

My split personality's name is shara and she went to the beach to have babies with Jack

by Jason. September 8, 2005

split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female

i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"

by Tony January 8, 2004

Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008

Split the Back

sex move in which Chick laying face down head in the pillow clenching the headboard with fury as the man uses his knees to push her legs up in a split off to each side as he rams his hard knob straight into the love spot from behind

I gave that bitch the Split the Back!

by JBut December 25, 2007

split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.

"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"

by JonDMA August 20, 2006

split-ass

1) the act of leaving in a hurry
2) to dance with passion
3) the act of anal sex

1) Man, Lisa really split-ass on us last night
2) Wow Look at that guy split-ass.
3) I think those guys are going to split-ass together tonite.

by douper November 20, 2003