splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

splattman

Retarded person

that person is a splattman

by Rasmus Orrel March 19, 2017

splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.

Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.

by Female Troubles April 6, 2017

Splatterhorn

The crap that gets on the bottom of the seat when poop splashes.

The housekeeper was disgusted when they lifted the seat to see the splatterhorn that was left behind.

by keshrin August 29, 2017

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Splittre

1. An object that can absorb large amounts of something (noun)
2. To absorb a large amount of something (verb)

The sponge splittred a lot of water.
The sponge acts like a splittre.

by Little Hamburger February 19, 2018

Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018