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mud spike 

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.
The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!
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Gran Spike 

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.
guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!
Gran Spike by aloysha April 26, 2009

wallet spike 

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away
" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike
wallet spike by Lotek March 2, 2015

marlin spike 

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.
That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.
marlin spike by Brown Jon March 3, 2016

Anal Spike 

Its when a guy doesn't accept no as an answer when a girl says no to anal but during sex he sticks his dick in her ass any ways!
"ooooh yes baby"
"oh wait till you feel this"
"AAAWWWWW!!! you fucking anal spiked me"
Anal Spike by Therustypickaxe1 September 23, 2016

Football spike 

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.