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Spaghettioo's

Pronouced Spaghetti OH's - Term used to define modern day object oriented code developed in an uncomprehensible fashion, full of inheritance, abstraction with very little composition. Evolved from the term Spaghetti Code. Also known as anti-patterns. The oo at the end of Spaghetti is an acronym (Object Oriented), but pronounced OH as in the canned pasta meal, Spaghetti-o's.
1. Man, that code is full of spaghettioo's
2. PHP programmers are good at opening cans of spaghettioo's
3. I forgot to black box it, now it's a spaghettioo
by bill_guitar_calicali November 25, 2006
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spaghetti wrangler

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
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snaughed

Pre/Present tense: snaugh

When you think something is funny so you blow a small amount of air out of your nose instead of laughing; typically, when one "snaughs", they are smiling so they are not confused with "pfft"ing which would make you look like an ass in the wrong context.
When I saw a funny comment on reddit, I snaughed quite a bit.
by Hitchie_Rawtin of Reddit January 15, 2013
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Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.
Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.
by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015
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Spaghettimuncher

1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.

This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.

We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)
1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."
by YoRatchetCookieMonstaAss May 28, 2014
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spaghettiballin

another way of saying ballin but ballin on a higher level
Nate: I'm ballin bro
Bill: well, I'm spaghettiballin cuz
by bild0 October 12, 2016
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Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
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