spancer

A mispronunciation of Spencer.

“Hey look it’s spancer.”

by Anonymous123..... September 30, 2020

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

tard spinner

What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD

Look at Jimmy's new tard spinner

by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017

cody spinner

A fidget spinner that has been modified with FOX hats on the ends and is has ATV wheels as the bearings

Look at that guy in the muscle shirt with the cody spinner

by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017

tickle spinner

when u use ur spinning toothbrush as a sex toy

were's my tickle spinner?!

by nobody else here May 29, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017