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someting

not everting 4 single gal like sukanda!
lol....
Sukanda is someting!
by Sukanda October 16, 2008
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Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...
Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.
by huls March 29, 2009
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someitis

a worsening of the common cold that has not been diagnosed by a medical professional. Similar to "someonia."
"That's not a cold; that's someitis! You should see a doctor."
by mlle h March 27, 2009
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Somebody Told Me

Breakin' my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
A breakin' my back just to know your name
But Heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight (hoo hoo)
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
Ready let's roll onto something new
Takin' it's toll then I'm leaving without you
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight (hoo hoo)
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Pace yourself for me (for me)
I said maybe, baby, please (please)
But I just don't know now (baby, baby)
When all I want to do is try
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Now somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential
A rushing, rushing around
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 24, 2021
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What a person says when they see an old aquaintance that maybe they met once or twice, and that they thought making out with was a good idea at the time. You may or may not remember their name, and this is what u say when they want to get together.
Them: Hey! Oh my god, you're looking so hot. Here's my number! I never got yours... how funny.
You: Um, hi. Yeah, I'll take your number. We should do something sometime. *coughcough
by CurryChild September 4, 2004
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to Twisted tea can somebody

To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!

2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!
by thebackroomsentity93 December 29, 2020
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Someboy

A lad named Declan Because he’s the maddest and funniest cunt about segga
“That Declan lad is someboy hew”
“I a knar proper canny him lyke”
by NV Ella Bella May 11, 2022
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