A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)
office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...
office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008
The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.
Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."
by xBigg_Mike February 24, 2019
A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016
A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.
Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!
by Devveyovich July 12, 2017
Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.
Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
by mischeviousMercenary August 12, 2012
The act of putting soda inside of the male genitalia in order for it to be released later on for consumption.
Berlyn: Is that guy putting soda in his dick?
Evan: Yeah it's Soda Peen, it's so the soda will come out later and he can drink it.
Evan: Yeah it's Soda Peen, it's so the soda will come out later and he can drink it.
by Olegard July 24, 2020
by dr alley February 09, 2020