Shurtin

This refers to the sensation one experiences when taking a massive dump that feels as if it is ripping your bunghole in twain.

Whew! I just spent an hour shurtin due to my high-fiber diet!

by Moltov Cocktease May 11, 2010

Smurten

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011

snirtle

a small snail like creature with a nose like a plasterers elbow found only in the bredbury area of stockport, if cooked it can be added to chicken ding soup for flavour.

the snirtle is aa very very rare creature to be treated with the up most respect

by mr renards underpants June 1, 2013

snortimer

A dog who snorts and makes other interesting noises when excited.

Our dog is a snortimer in the mornings, snorting and snuffling in his excitement to go to daycare.

by Astoria65 November 2, 2013

Snart

While sneezing, one simultaneously shits their pants; the combination of a sneeze and a shart.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, a man was peeing, felt the urge to sneeze. The sneeze happened and he immediately had to turn around and release a hot steamy shit... a close call indeed. A new word was born, the snart.

by shitstain2999155 May 19, 2014

snart

When someone is snoring, but it sounds like a fart.

Honey you kept me up again last night with all your snarting. You know I can't stop laughing when you fart, but then I realized you were snoring.

by Lips62 August 12, 2016

snortcake

A large mound of cocaine that you dip your head into.

"Dude you wanna hit that snortcake"?

by Psuedodudo January 18, 2017