forum snob

An individual or packs of individuals (called a dividual) who (a) frequent forums, and (b) have an excess of angst over things that aren't that important in the face of their impending mortality.

They are commonly found in forums where game updates are posted.

Ugh, the stupid game devs added x and y features, when are they going to fix the rubber duck being slightly too yellow bug?

*more severe case* I paid good money for this early access game! it should do my taxes for me!

*most severe case* They didn't fix my computer being too slow AGAIN :(

"Dang, that update attracted forum snobs like ants to a picnic."

"Don't read those posts, those are forum snobs, and they'll drag you down with them"

forum snob by owhydoyouask April 9, 2015

two steps up from a snob 

A clean way of say b***h

She's such a little two steps up from a snob.

two steps up from a snob by Celestasia May 10, 2005

music snob

Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.

Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.

music snob by Rampant Teamkiller July 4, 2004

indie snob 

a person who just sometimes in mi friends case changes over night to one and automatically hates and bashes all teh bands they like say like a week before they are absolutely asking to get beaten up and porbably will by people like me who apparently doesnt listen to real music..i listen to metal and thats nto real? i ask them whats real they say i cant say so whatever if ur friend becomes one of these immedialty try to change them or get rid of them if ur life is all about music..

me:dude that kid jsut flicked his nose at u for wearing a lamb of god shirt!
metalhead friend: that fgt lets kill him
me: k

*beats up little snobby indie snob*

indie snob by headbangerjohn July 31, 2006

coffee snob 

a person who thinks that STARBUCKS is the only coffee worth the beans it provides, anytime they come in contact with ANY OTHER type of coffee, they compare it to the BUCKS, no matter what!

guy-"hey how was the coffee there?"
girl-"it sucks, its not STARBUCKS!"
guy-"wow you are a coffee snob!"

coffee snob by chefkev October 12, 2010

Man-Snob 

Lauren Woodgate is a total man-snob - you ordinary guys are just losers to her dont even look in her direction otherwise you will deeply offend her and she has a license to kill at will

heey girl dont be such a man-snob, i'm a good person on the inside

Man-Snob by ahnomoly June 16, 2011

nocca snob 

a NOCCA snob is someone who goes to NOCCA (New Orleans Center for Creative Arts) and wears as much NOCCA gear to the sending school as they can.

Look at that NOCCA snob she/he thinks they're so great just because the go to NOCCA.

nocca snob by zdevil August 20, 2006