scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
by oldsport January 01, 2015
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sniff yer tank

In Australia there are some people who hang around petrol stations known as abbo's then if you let them 'sniff yer tank' theyll do you sexual favours
sum abbo woman just came over and asked if she could sniff yer tank, then gave me a blowie
by shameles February 05, 2010
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flick n' sniff

flick her clit and sniff to find out if she's good to go down on
I pick up a dirty last night and used the old flick n' sniff to see if she stunk prior to licking.
by jack off jack May 26, 2011
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Sniff me out

A request for someone to bring their nose/mouth close to their genitalia; a request for oral sex.
"Sniff me out like I was Tanqueray" from the Amy Winehouse song "You Know I'm No Good"
by Bangstaaar July 25, 2008
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sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat
while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf
by piss weak January 13, 2008
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pick 'n sniff

A move whereby the perpetrator picks his or her wedgie and then, out of curiosity, proceeds to sniff any residual odor on the fingers that performed the picking.
mike: I have a serious wedgie.

brad: Well, you better not pull a pick 'n sniff in front of me, dude.
by sharkster015 December 31, 2009
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scratch and sniff eddie

A young girl who takes great pleasure in scratching her bum hole and then sniffing her fingers. on occasion she uses spray for an extra scent
in class you see her routing down her trousers and then putting her fingers by her face causing a rash she uses baby bum cream for this problem.
by Edwina's Hinee May 19, 2005
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